I am so shocked and sorry to see this review! I wonder if you might mixing us up with another place you rented. We have multiple property's and strive for 5 star reviews and achieve that for the most part. We go out of our way to make our homes the best. We stock it with high end soaps, provide laundry soap, spices, coffee, tea, sugar, flour tinfoil, nicely stocked kitchen with everything you would need and much more. We even provide movies, yoga mats with workout videos and a stunning view! The sheets are brand new and I always splurge on sheets and towels. You were actually one of our first guest if not the first to stay in our place. Our place has been scrubbed down from top to bottom after the remodel and I'm a clean freak! I hope that other people who read this review can see by my photo's and the other reviews that you either left the wrong review for the wrong place (which I have had happen before) or that you simply can't be satisfied. As far as the wi-fi goes its bad where we live for everyone, its something you have to accept coming to a remote area.