I am very sorry to hear that you are not satisfied about our house and your stay in our house.
This is a first for us. We bought the house 11 years ago, when our oldest son was 1 year old. Later our other 3 kids were born. So we often stayed at our house with 4 very little childeren. And of course you have to watch over them, they climb on tables, chairs and stairs. Our house is very much adjusted to little childeren, especially because we stay 6 or 7 times a year with our own childeren at our house. During the 11 years lots of people have stayed at our house. The regular reaction is that our house is comfortable and cosy.
But you are absolutely right, it is terrible to be without toiletpaper, that's why there are machines with groceries (also toiletpaper) at the parc, they are available 24/7.